The Drunken Squirrel

Game

Run a chaotic fantasy pub with up to four players. Pour drinks, clean up, and keep customers happy.

KoWOP Studios updated 1mo ago 422 MB engine 29
 
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The Drunken Squirrel

Run a fantasy pub with 1–4 players. Pour drinks, serve customers, wash mugs, and fetch kegs through a magical supply door.
Keep it going for as many rounds as you can. Customers who walk out cost you Royal Favor. Lose it all and the Crown shuts you down.

How to play

1. Ring the bell to start the round.
2. Check the drink picture above each customer's head.
3. Put a clean glass under a tap. Hold E to pour, matching the picture's ingredients and amounts. Switch taps for mixed drinks.
4. Pick up the drink and press E on the customer to serve it.
5. Clean up after customers. Clear dirty glasses and mop up spills to keep the pub clean and earn good reviews.
6. Wash glasses and replace empty kegs so you're ready for the next orders.

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Total Users
267
Total Sessions
2.0 days
Total Playtime

Player retention 31 players first seen 16–22 Sep 2026

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100% below average
Day 7
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0 of 31 came back
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1 0 0.0% 32.7%
2 0 0.0% 16.6%
3 0 0.0% 14.0%
4 0 0.0% 11.7%
5 0 0.0% 11.5%
6 0 0.0% 10.4%
7 0 0.0% 10.1%
8 0 0.0% 6.9%
9 0 0.0% 6.7%
10 0 0.0% 6.1%
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12 0 0.0% 5.3%
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20 0 0.0% 3.8%
21 0 0.0% 2.8%
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23 0 0.0% 2.3%
24 0 0.0% 2.8%
25 0 0.0% 2.6%
26 0 0.0% 2.4%
27 0 0.0% 2.1%
28 0 0.0% 2.5%
29 0 0.0% 2.8%
30 0 0.0% 2.0%
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Package ID: kowop.drunken_squirrel
Created: 2026-09-10 22:13 UTC
Updated: 2026-09-26 03:57 UTC
Type: game
Public: Yes
Version: 397000
files: 1,381
Size: 421.8 MB
Engine Version: 29
Asset Version ID: 397000
Version Created: 2026-09-26 03:57 UTC
Hash: 1792749807
Manifest: Open manifest
Multiplayer: Yes
Versus: Unknown
Co-op: Yes

settings Engine & Multiplayer Configuration

Launch Mode: Normal
Startup Scene: scenes/tavern_shell.scene
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