Hit Me, Bartender!

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Game Jam III · 146th in Best Game

An arcadey boxing game with roguelike elements!

tameranian updated 3h ago 168 MB engine 29
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Your coach runs the bar. Your opponents run up the tab.


Hit Me, Bartender! is a single-player arcade boxing roguelite. Duck and weave through punches, time your blocks, and punish openings with counters and hard hitting blows!


Between opponents, your bartender doubles as your coach, sliding you drinks to help give you a fighting chance. Stack upgrades, build your own combination of drinks, and take on tougher opponents and bosses.

One more drink. One more round.

P.S. Feel free to join the discord if you liked the game!!


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Package ID: tameranian.hit_me_bartender
Created: 2026-09-25 09:57 UTC
Updated: 2026-09-25 09:50 UTC
Type: game
Public: Yes
Version: 396379
files: 318
Size: 167.7 MB
Engine Version: 29
Asset Version ID: 396379
Version Created: 2026-09-25 09:50 UTC
Hash: 1790329824
Manifest: Open manifest
Multiplayer: Unknown
Versus: Unknown
Co-op: Unknown

sports_esports Input & Control Support

keyboard
Keyboard & Mouse
check_circle Supported
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Controller / Gamepad
check_circle Supported
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Virtual Reality (VR)
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settings Engine & Multiplayer Configuration

Player Count: 1 Players
Launch Mode: Normal
Startup Scene: scenes/menu.scene
new_releases Latest Update Sep 25, 2026
Changes on 2026-09-25
396379 Sep 25, 2026
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missing wood fix
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LOADING SCREEN FIX FOR REAL
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FORGOT LOADING SCREEN
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please work
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