Eggsistential

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A first-person egg-smashing incremental where the eggs have feelings and the sky is also an egg

vjdanov updated 13h ago 3 MB engine 29
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Good morning. You are hungry. The eggs know.

Eggsistential is a first-person incremental about breaking eggs. You wander a tablecloth that goes on forever and smash eggs with a spoon. They scream. They beg. They mourn their friends by name. Every egg you break spills yolk, and yolk buys you worse things to hit them with. Keep going and the sky starts to crack.

How it goes

  • Smash eggs, collect yolk. Chain breaks into combos for bonus yolk.
  • Spend it at the Yolk Exchange: eight utensils from a Spoon to The Concept of Breakfast, stronger wrists, longer arms, and more eggs falling from the sky.
  • Hire help: chicks peck eggs for you (they're paid in exposure), and haunted forks dive at the rest.
  • Unlock stranger eggs: runners with legs, smug golden eggs, Eggtryoshkas with eggs inside, devilled eggs that explode, clock eggs that start YOLK O'CLOCK, eggs that watch you, and the void.
  • Hatch. Once the sky is cracked through, break out of it. Your yolk and upgrades are gone, you get feathers for permanent perks, and you wake up in the next shell. It is always another egg.

Also

  • Mother Eggs: bosses with names like Humpty's Landlord.
  • 12 oddities hide inside eggs, each worth +5% yolk forever. One of them is The Chicken.
  • 36 achievements, plus leaderboards for eggs broken, yolk earned, best combo and deepest shell, for everyone or just your friends.
  • Four strange worlds, each with its own sky and music, and then it keeps going deeper.
  • Crunchy dithered pixels and a soundtrack the game composes as you play.

Controls

WASD move · Mouse look · Click smash (hold to keep going) · E shop · H hatch · Shift run · Space jump · M music · Esc pause

You could stop anytime. You won't.
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Package ID: vjdanov.eggsistential
Created: 2026-09-28 16:30 UTC
Updated: 2026-09-28 16:23 UTC
Type: game
Public: Yes
Version: 398193
files: 30
Size: 2.8 MB
Engine Version: 29
Asset Version ID: 398193
Version Created: 2026-09-28 16:23 UTC
Hash: 1790612644
Manifest: Open manifest
Multiplayer: Unknown
Versus: Unknown
Co-op: Unknown

settings Engine & Multiplayer Configuration

Player Count: 1 - 64 Players
Tick Rate: 50 Hz
Network Type: Multiplayer
Startup Scene: scenes/minimal.scene
Map Select: Unrestricted
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