Softwares, please (Prologue)
GameOne booth, one stamp, five days at Sloposoft! Inspect the papers, slam the stamp, then prompt an AI that hallucinates.
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GLORY TO SLOPOSOFT. You are the new — and only — developer at Service Post 07. Inspect the documents, slam the stamp, then build the thing by prompting an AI that hallucinates into your code. Five days. One booth.
Every day, clients cross the street with a software request in hand: a turbo mouse driver, a bingo app for the girls, a "banking app IDENTICAL to the real one, down to the smell", a rocket guidance system paid in a briefcase of one billion dollars. Cash allegedly included.
INSPECT
Check every document against the AGENAS regulations of the day: official seal, valid dates, honest budgets, registry numbers. The rules pile up every morning — and so do the scams!
STAMP
Pull the stamp bar and slam APPROVED or DENIED like it's 1982. Stamp as many times as you like; the top seal is the one that counts. Approve a scam and HR bills you. Approve something illegal and the police handle your resignation.
PROMPT
Approved it? Now you have to BUILD it — by prompting SlopGPT, assembling the request into the right prompt under the clock while the AI hallucinates garbage into your code. Fix the bugs, dodge the hallucinations. Special clients bring special challenges: tune Alan "Tuning"'s Enigma dials, crack Satoshi's cold-wallet seed words. A flawless job never fails. A sloppy one ships slop — and the refund comes out of your paycheck!
SURVIVE THE STREET
Between clients, the street happens: a dragon dance from your Chinese investor, a giant rooster hired as security, the church of the Sacred Penguin blessing your terminal, grandmas in a conga line. What you do about it — pet the rooster, feed the dragon, join the conga — has consequences. Some of them financial. Some of them worse.
MEET THE CAST
Thirteen regulars, including Mr. Waldir (WINS' number one fan), Slim (LUNIX's number one hater), Elon Tusk (has a rocket, allegedly has money), Chen Wei (speaks only Mandarin, pays to the cent) and Satoshi Nakamoto (nine-digit wallet, three forgotten words).
Features
- A scripted five-day week in the style of Papers, Please — every client is a story beat.
- Physical stamps, paper documents, and a rulebook that grows every day.
- Prompt-assembly minigame with AI hallucinations, code review, Enigma dials and seed-word puzzles.
- Interactive street events with choices and consequences (luck, fame, shame, rooster).
- Multiple endings and achievements: employee of the month, fired, arrested — three different ways!
- Auto-save every morning, one slot per day — retry any day, Papers, Please style.
- Fully localized: English, Brazilian Portuguese, Spanish, French, German.
- Singleplayer. Your booth. Your stamp. Your problem.
Next client!
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Total Users
73
Total Sessions
1.1 days
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Package ID:
trinit.softwares__please
Created:
2026-07-24 21:53 UTC
Updated:
2026-07-24 21:50 UTC
Type:
game
Public:
Yes
Version:
335685
files:
199
Size:
214.9 MB
Engine Version:
28
Asset Version ID:
335685
Version Created:
2026-07-24 21:50 UTC
Hash:
1788117023
Manifest: Open manifest
Multiplayer:
Unknown
Versus:
Unknown
Co-op:
Unknown
settings Engine & Multiplayer Configuration
Player Count:
1 Players
Tick Rate:
50 Hz
Network Type:
Singleplayer
Startup Scene:
scenes/minimal.scene
Map Select:
Unrestricted
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